Casagrande: Kalen DeBoer knows how to keep a secret
Poker playing or mystery novelist? Kalen DeBoer has his pick of second acts if football coaching doesn't work out.
This is an opinion column.
Honestly, you have to respect Kalen DeBoer. The Alabama head coach possesses an uncanny knack for mystery, proving he knows how to keep a secret better than most in the business.
Whether intentional or not, the Alabama football coach leaves everyone hanging on every word during his press conferences. As the Crimson Tide enter the season flying under the radar, it is clear that DeBoer has mastered the art of revealing absolutely nothing about what lies ahead. Even Nick Saban might have envied this level of August ambiguity.
Scrimmage updates and injury concerns
DeBoer spent over 11 minutes at the podium in Bryant-Denny Stadium on Thursday following the team’s first August scrimmage. While he was the lone voice providing a recap, his comments mostly added to the mounting tension for a fanbase eager to understand the current state of the roster.
The injury report provided the few definitive updates from the day:
- Five-star freshman running back EJ Crowell sat out with an injury, though DeBoer expects him to be ready for the season opener.
- Receiver Lotzeir Brooks, coming off a breakout performance in the playoff game at Oklahoma, also missed the action with an injury.
- Sophomore running back AK Dear, who recorded the team's longest run last season, went down during the scrimmage.
"He actually was having a nice scrimmage, scored a touchdown," DeBoer said. "We’ll evaluate him and figure out the severity of that." These setbacks are particularly concerning given the well-documented struggles of the running game late last year.
The Quarterback Derby
The status of the Austin Mack versus Keelon Russell quarterback battle remains the primary topic of conversation. While we continue dissecting every word on the subject, DeBoer is keeping his cards close to the vest.
"I don’t feel closer with the quarterback answer," DeBoer admitted. With three weeks until the kickoff against East Carolina, he noted that while both signal-callers had moments of struggle, they both improved as the scrimmage progressed. His assessment—that it wasn't about one player, but rather the collective group finding a rhythm—was a masterclass in equivocation.
Focusing on the trenches
The offensive line remains the biggest question mark after its turbulent performance at the end of last season. DeBoer expressed confidence in the first-team progress under new positional coach Adrian Klemm, though he acknowledged they are still a work in progress.
"Definitely not there yet," DeBoer said. "It’s going to be something where every day you’re just trying to take those steps." It is a hypnotic, measured approach to answering questions that leaves reporters with plenty of quotes but very few concrete takeaways regarding the team's true ceiling.
If the coaching career ever hits a snag, DeBoer clearly has a backup plan at the poker tables in Las Vegas. He may be navigating a new landscape this fall, but his poker face is truly undefeated.