Got $625K? You can own a piece of Hell – the tourist community in Michigan, that is
You can not only go to Hell, you can own a big chunk of it.
Mason Reed 
If you have ever been told to go to Hell, you might be surprised to learn that it is not just a figure of speech—it is a legitimate spot located in Michigan. But here is the kicker: you do not have to just visit; you can now stake your claim and own a significant chunk of it.
A Piece of Hell on the Market
According to a listing by Swisher Commercial Properties, a sprawling seven-plus-acre tract within the community of Hell, Mich. is currently up for grabs with a price tag of $625,000. For an aspiring entrepreneur, this purchase includes the land, two distinct buildings, and access to an already established tourism engine.
Business Opportunities in the Afterlife
Listing agent Bart Wise describes the sale as an "exceptional opportunity" that features a 7.21-acre assemblage. This includes four parcels of land, over 3,600 square feet of building space, and the thriving HellMi LLC business entity. The infrastructure consists of a 2,000-square-foot vacant restaurant at 4025 Patterson Lake Road and a 1,644-square-foot active retail space at 4045 Patterson Lake Road.
The real value lies in the tourism potential of the area. Wise noted that HellMi LLC has maintained consistent profitability, boasting over $327,000 in gross income for 2024. The business model is incredibly multifaceted, utilizing ten different revenue streams on-site, including:
- Screams Ice Cream shop
- A retail store featuring T-shirts and souvenirs
- Locks of Love
- Hell’s Chapel of Love
- Damnation University
- The HellMi Post Office and the "Mayor of Hell" award
Prime Location and Traffic
Located in Putnam Township, the property sits along Patterson Lake Road, providing quick access to Michigan Highway 36. Its proximity to Pinckney, Dexter, and Hamburg, combined with the steady stream of tourists, outdoor enthusiasts, and campers, makes it a prime spot for anyone looking to capitalize on a business defined by its unique character and location. As 205focus.com reports, this is a rare chance to take the reins of one of Michigan's most recognizable roadside destinations.
